Fututus et Mori—In Igni

If a tree,
Falls in the woods,
And nobody is,
Around to hear,
It…
Can I borrow,
Your sock?

Cry, cry, cry, oh cry.
Die, die, die, oh die.
Fart in a bottle.

Jasper Carrott,
Ate John Parrott,
And got severe indigestion,
Then exploded.

Menstruate,
Like you never menstruated,
Before.
Two in the stink,
One in the eyeball.

In the German nick,
Where they hang you,
By the dick,
And the rats,
Play snooker with your,
Balls.

Fart in a bottle.
Dotcom.