As a card carrying,
Leek eating,
Sheep shagging,
Welshman,
My hatred for,
The Scottish,
The Irish,
And especially,
The fucking English (🤮),
Knows no bounds.
But fuck me!
At least they,
Call football,
By it’s proper name,
Unlike those,
Fucking Yank,
Mouth breathers!
American football,
Which is shit,
And a pussy version,
Of rugby league,
By the by,
Is the other football,
And must always,
ALWAYS,
Be preceded,
By the word,
American.
Nothing against Americans,
In general like,
Just stop,
Fucking,
Calling,
Football,
Soccer!
Heavens to Betsy!
Edwin Saxton–The Poeming Genius 