Cunt Stubble—Dredging My Bathwater

Insufficient funds;
Insufficient funds;
After partying hard,
With all the nuns,
You’ve got insufficient funds.

Tophat,
Top Cat,
Top Scat.

Holsten Pils,
For Da Bwoyz!

The Rape of Aphrodite;
She loved it,
On the sly,
And Zeus knew it.
And Hades.
And Poseidon.
And Dionysus.
Even Morpheus had a go.
No, not that Morpheus.

Agent Smith’s foreskin.

Twenty-fourskin.

Madeline McCann;
Hide and Seek,
Champion of the World.
Nope!
Amelia Earhart is,
Ackshully!

I can’t apologise,
To all I’ve offended,
For I’m not sorry.
*Shrugs*