Word of the Day—AABBABA

After night fell,
Langoustines,
Luscious and… erm, nice.

Flip the switch;
Love thyself.
I reckon not!
Get rekt,
Harrison Bungmuggle!
Twat!

After day broke,
Lychees,
Limpid and… uuuuh, stuff.

Titicaca,
Hounds my,
Every waking nightmare.

Terrible things,
I fantasised,
Much to,
Ethel’s dismay.

ASPERGER’S!
Not on my watch,
Degenerate!

A-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!

Love me, love me;
I don’t fucking think so,
Timmy Thimplewhacker!
Tonight,
Leave me alone to,
Empty my colon.

Bullscheiße!
It’s stuck in my,
Testicles!

Oh, wait…
Fuck, I meant my piss hole.

So, as this chapter closes,
How would you feel,
If I farted on your tits?
Today was special!

Today was so special!