Bill Posters—Will Be Prosecuted

Poetry 1 Minute

Peans.
Cheesy Peas.
Squeezy Cheesy Peas.
Gourmet Cheesy Peas.
Available in original,
And now NEW…
Strawberry flavour!

Anywhim,
William Xerxes Posters,
Wanted for heinous crimes,
Against bull finches.
Bull finches,
I tell thee!

P-A-R-T…
Why?!?!
Frankly,
It’s none of,
Your fucking,
Binniss!

Chocolate starfish.

Terry Dactol,
Wished death,
Upon his daughter,
Because she,
Is a right slag!

A coded message,
From times of yore,
Read simply,
“I shat Richard’s pants,
“And I loved it.
“And he loved it.
“I love shitting,
“Other people’s pants.”

Now fuck us!

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Published by Edwin Saxton

I write stream of consciousness nonsense and call it poetry. I genuinely don't care who I offend. If you don't like what you read, go and cry to your mother! I'm better than you. CYMRU AM BYTH!!!

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