Oneskin, Twoskin—Threeskin, Four…

Ohhhhhhh…
Well, you cannae,
Push your granny,
Off a bus!

Chop off your leg,
Feed it to Richard,
And thank him,
For shagging your wife,
And your daughter.

There weren’t many,
But, by golly,
Were they strong!

Tommy Two-Shits,
Stared down his foe.
“Timmy Two-Turds,
“The time has come!
“Before we begin,
“Can I borrow,
“Your sock?”

The 1980s,
We’re full of,
Mullets,
And perms,
And triangular tits.
Also, Grace Jones,
Was a Bond Girl 😬

The name’s Saxton…
Edwin Saxton.
Licence to Poem,
And shag loads of birds.
The UK slang,
Version of birds.
Not the feathered kind.
Unless my options,
Dry up,
And/or I get,
Super horny.

Punch that like button,
In the face,
LLLLLLLLIKE A BOSSSSSS!!!