Piddywickles,
& Chonkers.
You absolute twit!
I told you,
It’d cost an arm,
And a leg,
Now here you are,
Limbless,
With your dick out.
“It all changed,
After Harambe.”
Nope.
It all changed,
After the short-tail stingray,
And Steve Irwin.
Bookmark this!
Flatulence.
If a tree,
Falls in the woods,
Can I borrow your sock?
And your sock suspender?
I didn’t ask,
To be perfect.
I was just,
Born this way.
You’d never understand,
The burden.
Dickhead!
