You ever eaten,
A clam?
Tommy Two-Shits has.
One more than you,
As per usual.
I wish,
Farting,
Was legal,
In Shropshire.
It is,
In Monmouthshire.
Anyway…
Moses.
That’s the pet,
Mosquito I mentioned.
He’s an alcoholic,
Womanising,
Gambling,
Crack addict.
But,
Fuck me sideways,
Does he make,
A great cup o’ tea!
Fuck’s sake, Derek!
You’re a fucking dickhead!
Some bastard,
Opened the tub,
Of Celebrations,
And ate,
All the Bountys.
You might not,
Think they’re the best,
But I damned well do!
Bellend had best,
Saved me some,
Malteasers at least!
The wise man,
Built,
His,
House,
Upon me cock!
Shag your granny’s arse!
