S****horpe—Back, Sack, and Crackpipe

Can I borrow,
Your sock?

There once was,
A vicar called Reg,
Who ate an,
Awful lot of veg.
His tits were droopy,
His mum was loopy,
And he liked,
To finger her arsehole,
On occasion.

I’m extremely attractive.
But I smell,
Of leeks,
And sheep shit.
Because I’m Welsh.

Snort a line,
Off my shaft.
Then bum,
My bum.

A shout-out,
To my homies,
The non-binary guys:
You’re weird cunts,
And you need,
To fuck off!
Cretins!