Titillation in Beirut–Oxbow Lake Formations

If I eat,
A bacon sandwich,
Is it antisemitic?

To the man,
Who calls himself,
Manager:
I hope you get,
Poked in the eye,
With a katana!

Diocese!
A proletarian view,
Wasted on the ideal,
Of first come,
First served.
Elastomer agrees.

Wheat and piss.
Hitler was great.
A lovely man.
Better than Jesus anyway.

Touch the arse.
Does it smell?
You wanker!
All I ever dreamed of,
Was holding a,
Dead puppy,
But it was alive.

Thesaurus Rex.
Bees are abuzz,
With fluffy wonder;
Drones drone,
All alone.
Onto the next,
I suppose.