The Joke’s On You–Chris Kamara’s Moustache

Retrograde orbit,
Is what the tangerine,
Went into around,
Mercury.
Imagine that:
A tangerine moon.

Flick the bean!
Grope the nurse.
Massive tits.
A sad story,
Of halitosis,
And a wasted dream.

Will you have,
The strength inside,
To drape a bollock,
Over each of her eyes?

Norm from Cheers;
Ray from Ghostbusters.
Dick in hand,
With warts all,
Over it.

Abreeeeeeeeeeeee!

Dropsy.
Bloody dropsy,
I tell thee!

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