Goosey Goosey Gander,
And Steve MacBeth.
Sweaty Kamran,
Punched a big, fat,
Leeds.
Fart.
And fishy twat.
In the depths of your eyes,
Were a trousers,
Fingering Frank Bruno.
Cunt!
I’m leavin’,
On a midnight train,
To Widnes.
Hahahahaha–Faggot!
Shut up!
Birdseye Potato Waffles;
The waffley paedophile.
I’m back, knobheads!

What… What did I just read?! You’re mental! I love it!
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