Fridge Pants–Chimpanzee Slut Drop

Walking through a farm,
Grilled halloumi mysteries.

Fred—enough of your nonsense!
Nonce-sense.
Nonce.
Kiddie fiddler.
Stop touching,
Little boys’ bottoms.

Flippity-flappity-floppity,
Skidmarks.
Weeeeeeeeeeee…

Down the helter-skelter,
Like a piece of stilton.
Donkey punch to the,
Bollocks.

Bollock.

Spunky wank-sock,
Your mum’s a berk!
Grant Haygarth,
And spam.

Bollock!

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