Fridge Pants–Chimpanzee Slut Drop

Walking through a farm,
Grilled halloumi mysteries.

Fred—enough of your nonsense!
Nonce-sense.
Nonce.
Kiddie fiddler.
Stop touching,
Little boys’ bottoms.

Flippity-flappity-floppity,
Skidmarks.
Weeeeeeeeeeee…

Down the helter-skelter,
Like a piece of stilton.
Donkey punch to the,
Bollocks.

Bollock.

Spunky wank-sock,
Your mum’s a berk!
Grant Haygarth,
And spam.

Bollock!

Ed-Sax–Up In Dis Bitch, Yo!

Goosey Goosey Gander,
And Steve MacBeth.

Sweaty Kamran,
Punched a big, fat,
Leeds.
Fart.
And fishy twat.

In the depths of your eyes,
Were a trousers,
Fingering Frank Bruno.

Cunt!

I’m leavin’,
On a midnight train,
To Widnes.
Hahahahaha–Faggot!

Shut up!
Birdseye Potato Waffles;
The waffley paedophile.

I’m back, knobheads!