A Little Bit—Of Far Too Much

“Fucking cunt!”
Now, now, Jimothy!
That’s no way,
To address,
Your grandmother,
In-law.

Cymru yw’r gorau!
Except for Wrexham.
They’re basically Scouse.
Ryan Reynolds can,
Fuck off an’ all!

Dirty bathwater.
Take a long sip, but,
Plug the hairdryer in first.

Mary, Mary,
Quite contrary,
Big and hairy,
Allergic to dairy.

We talked,
For hours.
The conclusion:
Radishes are horrid.
Then I fingered her.

You never tried cocaine,
And it shows.
Nerd!