Super Pwnage Thomas—Rat Up A Drainpipe

Twat!
I stubbed my little toe,
On your mam’s bed,
After I gave her,
A load of my,
Jism.

“Me mam’s dead,”
You retort.

“Yeah, and? 🤷🏼‍♂️”
I fire back.

NECRO-FUCKING-PHILIA, BITCH!

The seas parted,
To reveal,
An anvil.
Moses was most perplexed.
Superplexed,
Off the top turnbuckle.

Two hours.
One-hundred and twenty minutes.
Seven thousand two hundred seconds.
The lesbian,
Fapped hard,
Thinking of,
A rock-hard cock,
As always.
The pain caused,
By men,
Was just too much,
To bear any longer,
But, boy oh boy,
Did she still crave,
Dat diiiiiiiick!

Imagine devoting yourself,
To the preachings,
Of a paedophile though!
Two billion people do.
Hmmmmm 🤨

Don’t get your burqa,
In a twist.
It’s just a joke.
Maybe…

Dog turd.