On the Pull in Haverfordwest—The Sordid Capers of Tom O’Hawke & Patty O’Dawes

GET YER RAT OOT!!!

I watched,
With wide-eyed fascination,
As my beautiful wife,
Got fisted,
In the arse,
By a 6’6″,
Nigerian.

So fucking hot!

Sally,
In the corner,
Of the pub,
Getting finger blasted,
While her fella,
Shoots his load,
Up the babysitter,
Back at home.

DYYYYYYYYSFUNCTIONAL!!!

At the dawn,
Of a new day,
Fungal nail infection,
And chips,
With a side,
Of asbestos.
Nommies!

Bum his bum.
Arse his arse.
Faggot!
Adam’s apple.
Steve’s strawberry.
Barry’s banana.
Colin’s clementine.
Fist my pisshole.

Dickhead!

Fucking cunt!

Stupid pillock!

A little bit angry.