Yo-Ho-Ho—And a Snatch Full o’ Cum

All the best,
For the rest,
Of course I,
Will do you.
Predictive text there 😃👍🏻

Ow ow;
Ow-ow, ow ow;
Ow-ow, ow ow;
Ow-ow—
Techno, techno, techno, techno,
Prisoners!

Big fuckin’ tits, boyo!

Panda shit,
Forced Muhammad’s hand,
Down the knickers,
Of the minor.
Shocker!

Wakey, wakey,
Eggs & Baker.
Bucks Fizz.
Making Your Mind Up.
Eurovision Song Contest.
Urethra.

Brick the toilet wall.
I’m sorry,
I’m a twat,
Ten times.

There’s no limit!