Ripping The—Head Off It

George of the Jungle,
Visited Cairo,
And got his balls,
Caught on a fence spike.

Tooting & Mitcham.
Erith & Belvedere.
Hampton & Richmond.
Havant & Waterlooville.
Lambert & Butler.
Richard & Judy.
Tits & Arse.
Piss off!

A dog,
Licks peanut butter,
Off my dickhead.
I spaff,
In its mouth.
10/10.
Would recommend.

The Queen is dead;
Long live the spastic.

In the arse,
Out of the nose.
A shit smear deposited,
On your left nostril.
Lick it off.
Mmmmmmmmmm…
Ecoli!

Covid.
Did you get jabbed?
Well,
Aren’t you a retard?

Bollock hair.