Don’t Trip–Grand Gestures

Duckworth.
Of all the daft things,
Teresa could’ve said,
She opted for ‘griggly’.

Lift, loft, luft.
Pift, poft, puft.
Hahaha-haha.
Ha-ha-haha-ha.
Hahahahahaaaaaa-ha.

Put the bucket,
In your fanny.
You like it there.
Trollop.

Whooooooosh!

Nazis are cool.
I like them.
Al Qaeda,
Are alright too.
Not IRA though.
I don’t like whiskey.

A fistful of foreskin.
Pubic combover.
When it’s all over,
You wish for fish.
Droopy knockers;
Like spaniels ears.