End on a Whimper–Salt Your Ham Shank

Suddenly…

Grab a granny;
Grab her quick.
Take out her dentures;
Put in your dick.

Judge me all you like;
You’re the one,
Who’s had it,
Up the bum.
Skank!

Grab a granny;
Grab her soon.
Pull down her bloomers;
Eat her wrinkled pun.

All high and mighty,
But which of us,
Has choked on cock,
Before today?
Trollop!

Grab a granny;
Grab her now!
Milk her droopy tits,
Like udders on a cow.

And while we’re at it,
I bet your twat,
Reeks of mackerel.
You’re disgusting!
Fuck off!