Chimbonda–Call Pon Dem

Wand; wand;
A magic wand.
Phil Mitchell,
And Grant,
Causing havoc,
In a nursing home.

If Bill is Ben,
And Mario is Luigi,
Who’s Larry?

LARRYYYYYYYY!!!

Peanuts,
Go on the outside,
Of the clothes,
You stupid twat!

Shell suit.
Heroes in a house shell.
Shelley Duvall.
Shellfish.
Shelf.

A shoe,
With shit on the sole,
Stood on the,
Shagpile rug.
Dhole shit,
No less.

Tinker, tailor,
Soldier, cardinal.
Let us go to,
The Bishop’s Secret,
For pints and a chat.
I have a plan!

Bunions,
Of all things!

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