A Letter–To My Valentine

My Love,

Skanky slut whore bitch!
Shit and piss,
All in your mouth.
And fart gas.

I stabbed an African,
Toddler in its arm,
Then drank its blood.
His mum laughed.
What a horrible cow!

Buggers will bugger.
I love Jesus.
I hate faggots.
Use my shit,
As toothpaste.

Your undercrackers,
Are inside out.
Steeeeeeeeeeve!
An absolute slobberknocker,
With a gaping twat!

Chasm of Despair.
Clout.
Quim.
Fanny.
Slapper!
Fuck off!

Lots of love,
Ed.

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