A Right Pair–Glasses (2019 Remix)

What?!
You lost your mittens,
You naughty kittens?
You shall have to die!
Little twats!
Cost me £7.50,
A piece,
From Next those did!
I’m not made of money!
And there are six of you!
And you each have,
Four paws!
And you lost every mitten!
Bastards!
Ungrateful,
Absent-minded,
Bastards!

Gary Glitter.
Missed him off,
My list of legends,
The other day.

Lick my spaff.
Finger your own,
Sphincter.
With a screwdriver.

Can I borrow,
Your sock?

Jizz stains,
On your collar.
You been sucking,
Men off for,
Magic beans again,
Steve?

*Cocks shotgun*
BANG!!!
One kitten down.
Who’s next?

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