Joys of Spring–Onion Flavoured Crisps

Piss in me!

Haulage,
Of a cunt.

I don’t know,
Anal sex.
The ship has,
A hairy of a few weeks.
A load up,
And butters and I was.
Predictive text,
Is funny!

Adolf Hitler,
Gets a rough ride.
I think he was,
Fucking brilliant myself.
A guy kills a few,
Jews,
And never hears,
The last of it.
Pfffffft!

Antisemitic.
If you say so.

Harry Belafonte,
Slapped a turkey,
For its heresy,
Then made a cup,
Of Bovril,
And a meat pie.
Glasses.