Nice Things–Stinging Urethra

BJÖRK!!!

Relatable fantasies,
Of the cereal killer kind.
Boxes of Kellog’s Cornflakes,
Shall layeth down their lives!

The beard,
Maketh the man!
The bear,
Maketh the shit,
In the woods.
Snarflugminj!

Rolf Harris.
Stuart Hall.
Jimmy Saville.
May their legends,
Live on!
Heroes all!

Fancy a shag, dear?
It doesn’t matter,
That you’re dead.
I’m not fussy.
I’ll stick,
the heating on.
You feel a trifle cold.

Uncle John.