Gemstones and Twatwaffles–Paradise Features

Tunstone.
Fall off your chair,
Into the hot lava.
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle.
Pop, bang, sizzle.
Onomatopoeic words,
Are bloomin’ great!

A-where’s a-Wally?
Waldo.
Christopher Walken.
Fish finger butties.

“Simply epic!”,
The Grecian did declare,
With one foot in his sandal,
And the other in his hair.
Gorgeous Giorgios.

Dole scroungers,
Will burn,
In the eternal fires,
Of damnation.
Schlaaaaaags!

Anyway, I digress;
I’ve a hairy chest.
Slippery nipples.
Infected naval.
Timmy Dean,
And little Tommy Two-Shits.