Uptown Livin’–Crimes of Rubberneckery

Jack Spratt,
Could eat no fat;
His wife,
Could eat no lean.
Jeffrey Dahmer,
Just ate people.

Slap-happy slippers,
With kippers,
And chicken dippers,
Erm… schmippers.

Scissor me timbers!

Clam jousting,
With Ikram;
Finger pie.

A pair of glassus.
Smelly socks,
And a knickers.
William’s Wish Wellingtons;
Bernard’s Watch.

For Ed,
King Ed,
The Poeming Genius,
The greatest poemer,
Of all time,
A trinket to reward,
His incredibleness.

Now kneel,
Lowly peasants!

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