Jack Spratt,
Could eat no fat;
His wife,
Could eat no lean.
Jeffrey Dahmer,
Just ate people.
Slap-happy slippers,
With kippers,
And chicken dippers,
Erm… schmippers.
Scissor me timbers!
Clam jousting,
With Ikram;
Finger pie.
A pair of glassus.
Smelly socks,
And a knickers.
William’s Wish Wellingtons;
Bernard’s Watch.
For Ed,
King Ed,
The Poeming Genius,
The greatest poemer,
Of all time,
A trinket to reward,
His incredibleness.
Now kneel,
Lowly peasants!
Edwin Saxton–The Poeming Genius 