Tight Pants–A Fantasy In Leatherette

Drawn out silence;
A deep breath;
Clive let’s her rip:
The dirtiest,
Loudest fart,
You ever did hear.
Unfortunately,
For Clive,
he sharted.
Squelchy shit,
Now lined his Y-fronts.
Serves you right, Clive.
Clever dick!

Close the window!
You’re lettin’ all the stank out!

A beautiful, bright beacon,
Venus shines brightly.
The goddess,
Who’s name she acquired,
Weeps tears of joy…
Then proceeds to eat,
Non-halal meat.

Fucks given:
One.
In your dad’s arsehole!

Ha!

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