Stupid Cat–Beef Curtains

Pugh, Pugh,
Barney, McGrew,
Cuthbert, Dibble,
Grobbelaar.

Weasels! Weasels!
Ferrets and weasels!
And a stoat,
Just cos!

Wanker!

Hairy legs,
And a piece of shit.
Rub your slit,
Just a little bit.

Limp biscuit,
Rich tea.
Twat in the hat,
Rebel treble.
Pat Butcher.

Pat Roach.
Noriyuki ‘Pat’ Morita.
Pat Sharpe.
The guy who,
Puts the fun,
Into Fun House.
Mullet.

Cowpat!