Mental Swirls–Ray From Ghostbusters

Falling from heaven,
Like a wingless angel,
That cannot take flight,
With a massive cock!
The helicopter trick,
Isn’t working.
Oh, fuck!

On a more,
Sensible note,
Hitler wasn’t all bad.

I might have a wa—
Finished!

Empty balls.
Now what?
A poem.
I am a,
Poeming genius,
After all.

Stand and deliver.
Stan and Ann do liver.
Saddam Hussain.
Sad and insane.
Pretty much, yeah!

You Confused Me–With Someone Who Gives A Fuck

And now,
For your amusement,
Allow me to list,
A bunch of different,
Cheeses.

Gorgonzola;
Roule;
Red Leicester;
Primula Spreadable;
Feta;
Gouda;
Bell cheese;
Parmesan;
Monterrey Jack;
And, of course,
The king of cheeses,
Cheddar.

Rectal pubic hair.
Shag.
I drank liquefied,
Cyanide as a youth.

Nigel Bellcheese.

I miss the way,
My uncle touched my,
Bottom 😍

Blue Stilton.

Digital Versatile Dave–A Sodomite’s Journal

Drip, drip, drip.
Dripping.
Lard.

The dew settles;
Brick façades,
Weep in unison.
Shirley!
The wife of the,
Tough guy.

Bitch-slap that whore!
Kick her in the,
Cunt!

Lard?

Smelly socks,
Skiddy undies,
And crusty spaff,
In your gusset.

Undercarriage.

Lard.

The Giraffe’s Libido–Just Nippin’ To t’Shøp

Asinine.
That’s a big word.
Turd.
Blurred.
John Heard.
He’s dead,
But that’s not funny.
Haha.

Jap’s eye,
With sand.
You bruised my,
Front bottom,
With your chin.

Ombudsman.
Another big word.
How many more,
Shall I blurt?
Shirt.
Flirt.
John Hurt.
He’s dead too.
*Snickers*

Dropkick.
Wingle-wongle-wangle.

John.

Piẞen Flappen–Portside Rimshot

Vosene,
Down your urethra.

In Shap,
How do they,
Drink Coke?
Disparity reigns.

Trembling fingers,
Curl around the Mars bar.
Wilson Phillips.
Climbing the sturrs,
In Oldham.

Rhechan fel ci defaid,
ar jaen gwta.
Cachau bant!

Minge.

Leave me alone!