Desk fans in Market Harborough,
All sold to the,
Tall Nazi called Fritz.

The big question,
Of course,
Is as follows:
Who is the sexiest paedophile?

Lester Burton can swivel.
Gonorrhoea friction burns.
Wank me off,
With your arse.

Oi!
You there!
Empty your balls,
Up my bum,
Or I’ll tell everyone,
You’re a fucking faggot!

Tits.
Knockers.
And funbags.
Clam jouster.

Windows, windows!
The light streams in!
Curtains pulled in twain,
Reveal the orb.

Much too deep,
And serious.
Use a Caramac,
To wipe my arse,
Then sodomise,
Your cousin.
Aah, equilibrium!

Went forth,
To wage war,
In Bognor Regis,
With raging queers.
Cut their dicks off!
Filthy shit-stabbers!

Mu-ha-ha-haaa!
Beryl.
We tried,
And failed.
Be reet!

Fuck off!
Mong!