Dora the Explorer.
Secret Squirrel.
Oggy & the Cockroaches.
King of the Hill.
Animaniacs.
That completes,
My list of random,
Cartoon series’.

Weebles wobble,
But they never fall.
Tell that to Jim!
He’s a Weeble,
And he fell over once.
Made a right mess,
Of his knee as well.

Doctor, Doctor,
Fox!
Na-na-na-nowwwwwww.

My darling Jimothy;
Your breath reeks,
Of children.
Cannibalism,
Shall be your undoing.

Eat your greens.
Brush your teeth.
Say your prayers.
Shave your arse.
Have a wank.
Bitch-slap your wife.
Drop the pressure;
Motherfuckers!

Hairy crack.
First of all,
Your mother,
Is a crackwhore,
And your father,
Sucks cock for cash.

Rentboy.
Once upon,
An anvil.

Rotten apples,
Are all we have,
To eat.
It’s that,
Or fuck all!
Stop complaining!

Freeze,
A piece of shit,
And use it,
As a dildo.
Because you’re,
An utter slag!

Kill the Muslims!
Brush your teeth.
Ball up your fist,
And thump yourself,
In the jaw.

Sweet little trumpling;
You are a dear.
You were birthed of an anus,
And now you’re here.

Bootle.
Cock in hand;
Finger up tooter;
Noose around neck.
Let’s do this!

Huyton.
We didn’t know,
Anal sex,
Was so good,
Until the Holy book,
Forbade it.

The Prince,
Of Turds.
Piss off.
I’m bored.

The end!

Wine,
Drank by a Chinaman,
Even though,
He doesn’t like it.
He only likes,
Rice.
And wontons.

Plawn clackers!

Gettin’ jiggy wit’ it.
Never been,
To Stevenage.
I’d like to though.
One day.

Arizona woman:
Quit being a tease,
And give me your twat,
On a platter.

The rift between,
Rod and Ken,
Mightn’t end,
On a positive note.
Especially,
If someone,
Spills their pint.

Grey pubes.
Ha!

Mincer.

Israel has a lot,
To answer for.
Question one:
Where’s Keith?

Down the pub.
He followed,
The DC Cook sign.

Mincer.

Red means go.
Green means left.
The ship has sailed.
She wants different,
Sperm in her womb.

Cowboys and Pakistanis.
Sugar-frosted peanuts,
Drop from the sky,
Like pellets of death.
Desensitised sheep.

Rid the world,
Of peach melba.
The smiles of,
The many trump,
The frowns of,
The few.

Mincer.

Jack Spratt,
Could eat no fat;
His wife,
Could eat no lean.
Jeffrey Dahmer,
Just ate people.

Slap-happy slippers,
With kippers,
And chicken dippers,
Erm… schmippers.

Scissor me timbers!

Clam jousting,
With Ikram;
Finger pie.

A pair of glassus.
Smelly socks,
And a knickers.
William’s Wish Wellingtons;
Bernard’s Watch.

For Ed,
King Ed,
The Poeming Genius,
The greatest poemer,
Of all time,
A trinket to reward,
His incredibleness.

Now kneel,
Lowly peasants!