She was,
A Nigerian girl.
He was,
A Welsh prick!
She told him,
To fuck off,
Because he was,
An absolute dick!

Here comes Barry,
On a donkey.
A slight return,
To days of yore.

Lemon sponge.
Pissflaps,
Reign in this,
Dank, dark town.
Sweaty bollocks.

What if,
I said,
Beetlejuice,
Beetlejuice,
Beetlejuice,
Then,
Candyman,
Candyman,
Candyman,
Into a mirror,
Immediately after?

Fat people,
Should be shot.