I took your method,
And made it better.
The fuck you gonna,
Do about it,
Dave Samuals?

Imitation,
Is the finest form,
Of flattery,
Until the student,
Becomes the master.
I transcended mastery,
And became omnipotent!

Anyway,
Onto more,
Serious matters;
Dog farts.
They taste great.

Crimea should surely,
Be the crime capital,
Of the world,
But Liverpool exists.
You’ll never walk alone,
On a dark street,
And your wallet,
Be safe from a scrote.

Scousers 🤮