Joan Armour—Trading

Armatrading;
Armatrading;
Arma-Arma-Arma-Armatrading.

Philestyrene tomcat fury,
Of Norwich and Biggleswade.
Wank us off,
Wi’ yer aaaaarse!

Bri-nylon pots and pans,
To boil your noodles.
A vat of piss,
To save the day.
Horses for courses.

Can I borrow,
Your porn mag?
Two-headed semen,
From a two-headed seaman,
Forced the royal knights,
Into purdah.

Jump!
Don’t ever stop.
Wit’ a little bit o’ this;
Little bit o’ that.
Jump!
Don’t ever stop.
Wit’ a little bit o’ this;
Little bit o’ that.
Little bit o’ fun;
Little bit o’ joke;
Little bit o’ drink;
Little bit o’ smoke.
Jump!
On da ones and twos…
Let’s go; let’s go!

Plagiarism.
Fuck you!