Thompson & Thompson—& Thompson & Thompson

Backstabbers,
Stabbing you everywhere,
Except the back.
Crazy, eh?

Pro-Palestine,
Or Pro-Israel?
Honestly,
They can both,
Fuck off frankly 🤷🏼‍♂️
And so can anyone,
Who thinks one cause,
Is just,
And the other evil.

Mongs!

Discourse.
Discharge.
Discombobulate.
Disc Jockey.
Le Disc Jockey.

En dansant dans un club,
Comme d’habitude.
J’ai aperçu à travers,
Le fumigène,
Le regard du disc-jockey.
Nos yeux se sont,
rencontré seulement un instant.
Mais depuis, je suis,
tout feu tout flamme.

Nope!
I did not copy/paste,
The lyrics from the,
1997 trance track,
‘Le Disc Jockey’ by Encore.
Anyone who insinuates such,
Shall hear from my solicitor!

ENCORE UNE FOIS!

Bangin’ set o’ tits!
Hairy toes.
David Dickinson’s testes.
Strawberry jam,
On toast.

Zut alors!