Passenger Side–On My Way to Colin’s Gaff

Oh-eight-one,
Eight-one-one,
Eight-one-eight-one;
Yeeeeeeah!

Check out the sound;
Here is the rhythm,
Even bigger than before,
And its live and kickin’!

Party political broadcast.
Sarsons vinegar,
Went to Norwich,
In a tractor,
Made of permafrost.

Is it prejudicial,
To say snigger?
It is,
After all,
An anagram,
For gingers.

Break the cycle.
I don’t mind blacks,
Personally.
Talk a bit,
Of shit,
But that isn’t,
Their fault,
I suppose.

Listen to shit,
Music on the,
Bus really loud though.
That’s annoying.

The Giraffe’s Libido–Just Nippin’ To t’Shøp

Asinine.
That’s a big word.
Turd.
Blurred.
John Heard.
He’s dead,
But that’s not funny.
Haha.

Jap’s eye,
With sand.
You bruised my,
Front bottom,
With your chin.

Ombudsman.
Another big word.
How many more,
Shall I blurt?
Shirt.
Flirt.
John Hurt.
He’s dead too.
*Snickers*

Dropkick.
Wingle-wongle-wangle.

John.