Ready, Steady—Dick Kick

Whereupon.

I didn’t see,
Her ginormous breast,
Until the katana,
Had sliced it in twain.
Firm, pert nipple,
Irreparably ruined 😢

To you, I say thus:
“Diskley Whipelhämer,
You daft twat!”

Bald head,
And Jan Nielsen.
Imagine the fury,
Of the folk of Kiribati.
Bellend,
And foreskin.
Chlamydia was a must.

Pooh.

Turd.

Shit.

Hale & Pace;
A comedic spectacular!
Russ Abbott.