Smoking Beef—Shitting U-Boats

You have a big bum,
A big bum.
You have a big bum,
A big bum.

Hey!

Mix Andy’s urine,
With white flour.
A dash of ethanol,
And a handful of,
Pine nuts.
Put in a preheated oven,
At 200° for four hours.
Tastes bloody lovely!

Poofter.
All he did,
Was visit the Paki shop.
Ten pack o’ Berkeley Red,
And a waffle iron,
Please, Mafood.

Terrible.
Simply effing terrible.
A sausage;
A rasher of bacon;
Muhammad crammed,
Both into his gob.
Naughty imam!

Wank me off,
With your arse.
You will.
Slag!