Take a Moment—There Are Only Two Genders

Eggy trumps,
To the sterncastle!
Discoloured piss,
To the foredeck.
Corned beef, corned beef!
West of the most westerly,
Point on the compass.

A pen for Bill.
He’s a twat.
A dry-wipe marker,
For a sword;
A clipboard,
For a shield.

Gonorrhoea.
Chlamydia.
Worth going bareback for.

Rip off your Y-fronts,
And show the world,
You ain’t messing.
Droopy bollocks.

Bollocks.

Feeling horny?
Some kids out back;
Help yourself.
Rohypnol in the larder,
Should you need it.

Deep throat.