Nostril–Nostril

Stop the train!
There’s a dick on it!
Demiratolasis.
Clock-click-clack.

Burton-upon-Trent,
For tea tonight.
With chips.
Touch the arse.
So hairy and sweaty.
Yeltzin.

Gonorrhea,
For the ladies.
Big, horrible, dirty,
Sweaty, greasy, shitty,
Rotten, minging kebab.
No salad!
Do I look like,
I eat salad, Sabu?!

Will you drop,
Your pants and,
Show me your shitter?
Clock-cleck-cluck.
Ching-chong Chinaman.

Sperm in your cunt.
You slag!
Hit me, baby, one more,
Brian.
By Bruce Forsyth’s chin!