Jurgen the Surgeon–Past Your Shelf Life

Dropkick,
In the dick.
So hard it gave Rick,
A tick.
He’s a bit thick,
Also pretty sick,
In the head. The prick!

Titi Camara.
Rigobert Song.
Fantasies of the,
Fish hook.
Little known facts.

My brother Billy,
Had a ten-foot willy.
Chafage,
Was an issue;
I shan’t lie.

Farts are hilarious:
Change my mind.

Limp biscuit.
Twas left in,
Clive’s tea,
A little too long.
Haha.
Nonce!

If I could,
Just end on a rhyme;
Allison’s eye hurt,
For she squirted it with lime.