My Eye One–Your Eye Nil

BAUMGARTLINGER!!!

Express delivery,
Of a cunt punt,
So direct that,
Even UPS would cringe.

Sweaty keff.
Horace knows,
The dirty bugger,
For he certainly has,
A hairy arse.

Arse hair.
Sara Hire.
Anagram.
Gamanar.

Cut your toe nails,
With a broken bottle shard.
Eat your offal,
For a price of course.
Four pound twenny-seven.

Dick in dick action.
Hahahaha-haha,
Hahaha-hahahaha-ha!
Spastic!