Gotta keep on,
Pumpin’ it up,
‘Cause I love it!
Not too much though;
It might pop.
All cyclists,
Should be shot:
Change my mind…
Don’t stand,
Don’t stand so,
Don’t stand so,
Close to me,
Whilst I’m trying,
To take a piss.
Makes me feel,
Uncomfortable.
Tiny penis.
Sddddddret.
Don’t come round,
To my house,
If you want to,
Carry on living.
I’ll stab you,
Without warning,
Mid conversation,
With a frozen turd.
Farts stink.
So do farts.
And farts as well.
