Africaans–That’s a Funny Language

The excitement builds,
As Bill—
BURRRRRRP!!!
Pardon me!
—Approaches Edith’s abode.

Η γλώσσα κόκαλα δεν έχει,
αλλά κόκαλα τσακίζει.

A tragedy of sins;
Cast dispersions on others,
Yet condemn not yourself.
Condom.
Spunk!

Big tits,
Big tits,
Big tits.
And a hairy tuppence.

Dive into,
My tepid pool,
And immerse yourself.
Lose your inhibitions.

Drown,
In my insanity,
For your reality,
Is lame as fuck!