To Beryl–With Love

Dora the Explorer.
Secret Squirrel.
Oggy & the Cockroaches.
King of the Hill.
Animaniacs.
That completes,
My list of random,
Cartoon series’.

Weebles wobble,
But they never fall.
Tell that to Jim!
He’s a Weeble,
And he fell over once.
Made a right mess,
Of his knee as well.

Doctor, Doctor,
Fox!
Na-na-na-nowwwwwww.

My darling Jimothy;
Your breath reeks,
Of children.
Cannibalism,
Shall be your undoing.

Eat your greens.
Brush your teeth.
Say your prayers.
Shave your arse.
Have a wank.
Bitch-slap your wife.
Drop the pressure;
Motherfuckers!