A Queef–For Keith

Wine,
Drank by a Chinaman,
Even though,
He doesn’t like it.
He only likes,
Rice.
And wontons.

Plawn clackers!

Gettin’ jiggy wit’ it.
Never been,
To Stevenage.
I’d like to though.
One day.

Arizona woman:
Quit being a tease,
And give me your twat,
On a platter.

The rift between,
Rod and Ken,
Mightn’t end,
On a positive note.
Especially,
If someone,
Spills their pint.

Grey pubes.
Ha!