Wilf–A Tale Once Told Once

Pete Burns’ Lips.
Competing for,
Number one with,
The Kristen Stewart Facial Expressions.
Great bands!

Tits!
Tits!
I love tits!
Come on,
Get yer tits out ladies!

Arabian Goggles;
A bollock per eye.
Amadeus Hitler,
Loving life,
In solitary confinement.

Down the slide:
Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Thump!
Ouch!
My bottom!

Front bottom.
Minge and twat,
Flaps.
Vaginal insurgence.
Sieg Heil!
Bloody Nazis!

I browse.
Eyebrows.
Bottom.